Bukkit of turtles

(Source: melted-ch0colate, via whenyouunravel)

So, I fucking hate my hair. I look feminine as all fuck, and I hate it! My Mom insisted I wax my eyebrows, and I hate it. RAWR.

Anyways, I think I look like a girl, others think I look like a guy. To determine this, I’m going on Omegle and asking 100 people if I look like a guy or a girl based on these pictures. I’m giving them no other knowledge, so here goes.

Male: llllll

Female: llllll

BONUS- those who said both but eventually picked: ll

I give up. This is too depressing.

I have too much spare time, so I rewrote Hey There Delilah for my boyfriend. Olive you, princess! 

*** Brandon baby is my nickname for him. I will take a name and add baby to the end. Like Brandon baby, Brenny baby, Emi baby, Emily baby, Hannah baby, and so on.

**** He is a full on Stormcloak, entirely disagrees with the Imperials. I’m a diehard Imperial. TALOS=/=GOD.

Hey Brandon, baby

Hey Brandon baby, how’s life in the Riften hold,

I’m a million footsteps away but Khajiit, tonight you look so bold.

Boy you do,

Even nirnroot can’t shine as bright as you, I’m sworn to be true.

Hey Brandon baby, don’t worry about the civil war,

Our love will keep us safe, and one day we won’t be so far.

Sheath your mace, I’ll take you away from this dreary place,

Soon we’ll be face to face.

Oh, the dragons I’d slay for you,

Oh, the bandits I’d behead for you.

Oh, the quests I’d complete for you,

Oh, the distance I’d travel for you.

The things I’d to for you.

Hey Brandon baby, you know the dragons are getting tougher

But believe me, boy, I’ll be your follower until the day I fall,

We’ll loot them good, live in Proudspire Manor like we should.

Like we said we would.

Hey Brandon baby, I know the combat’s getting harder,

But don’t you worry, I’ll FUS-RO-DAH them off a wall.

The Divines will smile as in love with me you fall,

I’ll give you my all.

Oh, the gods I’d worship for you,

Oh, the mountains I’d climb for you,

Oh, the deaths I’d endure for you,

Oh, the spells I’d cast for you,

What I’d do for you.

It’s far away, a million steps,

But I’ve got horses and WULD-NAH-KEST,

I’d fast-travel there if I had no other way.

The guards may all just laugh at us,

But we’ll steal their clothes and gold because,

We know they were hit by too many steel arrows.

Brandon, I swear to,

Always fight beside you,

Though this world may never be the same,

And the war’s to blame.

Hey Brandon, baby, 

Kill the Draugr deathlords for me,

A few years and peace will be back,

We’ll be in history lessons, that’s a fact.

It’s all because of Thalmor and Ulfric,

But when it’s over we can be together,

So Brandon baby, here’s a giant toe for you,

I went flying twice for you.

Oh, the pockets I’d pick for you,

Oh, the bounties I’d get for you,

Oh, the caves I’d clear for you,

Oh, the Daedric hearts I’d give to you,

How much I love you.

thegreatfeministconspiracy asked: Oh I know what you mean now. I was confused >_>. Anyways yeah, I did 2 and 3 last night, and then was forced to do the rest this morning because I'm getting ready to paint my room. I hope she doesn't keep giving us stuff like that on fridays.

Bitch, I work on the weekend! I did them all this afternoon XD